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AceCast: Star Wars Rewatch: Return of the Jedi

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Awards

Dwyer

Best Scene:
Throne room scenes

Worst Scene:
The rancor owner crying at the death of his… pet rancor

Best Main Character:
Emperor Palpatine

Worst Main Character:
N/A

Best Minor Character:
Nien Nunb

Worst Minor Character:
Boba Fett

Best Quote:

“Han ole’ buddy don’t let me down.” – Lando

Worst Quote:
“I’ve always known.” – Leia to Luke about knowing their siblings.

Most gifable moment:

OVERALL GRADE: B

Ace

Best Scene:
Throne room scenes

Worst Scene:
AT-ST getting crushed by two logs

Best Main Character:
Luke Skywalker

Worst Main Character:
N/A

Best Minor Character(s):
Salacious Crumb

Worst Minor Character:
Boba Fett

Best Quote

“Well how could they be jamming us if they don’t know we’…. if we’re coming. Break off the attack. The shield is still up. Pull up! All crafts pull up!” – Lando

Worst Quote:
“I’ve always known.” – Leia to Luke about knowing their siblings.

Most gifable moment:

OVERALL GRADE: B+

AceCast: Star Wars Rewatch: The Empire Strikes Back

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Awards

Dwyer

Best Scene:
Luke meeting Yoda

Worst Scene:
Cave on Dagobah

Best Main Character:
Yoda

Worst Main Character:
N/A

Best Minor Character:
This guy evacuating Bespin w/an ice cream container (I’m not looking for a picture).

Worst Minor Character:
Admiral Ozzel

Best Quote:

“No, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive,” Yoda on if the dark side is stronger than the light.

Worst Quote:
N/A

Most gifable moment:

OVERALL GRADE: A

Ace

Best Scene:
“I am your father” reveal scene.

Worst Scene:
Vader throwing objects at Luke during their fight.

Best Main Character:
Yoda

Worst Main Character:
N/A

Best Minor Character(s):
Captain Needa

Worst Minor Character:
Admiral Ozzel

Best Quote

“Do or do not. There is no try,” Yoda to Luke.

Worst Quote:
N/A

Most gifable moment:

OVERALL GRADE: A

NBA 2K “Play to Trade” Season: Last Regular Season Article

Trade Week 1
Trade Week 2
Trade Week 3
Trade Week 4
Trade Week 5
Trade Week 6
Trade Week 7
Trade Week 8
Trade Week 9
Trade Week 10

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

We’ve made it to the postseason and I need to wrap this shit up because I have Spider-Man and Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order to play! I’m gonna simulate all the playoffs and let the 2K Gods decide which super team wins. After each round, the winning team of a series can force a trade with the losers still, so we’ll get some saucy superteams in the Finals.

First Round:
West
1 Golden State def. 8 Portland (CJ McCollum to GSW for Jacob Evans III) Lillard and Porzingis got hurt… WTF… still McCollum next to Steph, Klay, Boogie, Draymond… oof
5 Oklahoma City def. 4 LA Lakers (LeBron James to OKC for Patrick Patterson) LeBron & Paul George wrecking shit now
6 LA Clippers def. 3 Denver Nuggets (Nikola Jokic to LAC for Ivaca Zubac)
2 Houston def 7 New Orleans (Anthony Davis to HOU for PJ Tucker) Ad w/Harden… sexy

East
1 Boston def. 8 Detroit (Blake Griffin to BOS for Guerschon Yabusele)
5 Milwaukee def. 4 Toronto (Kawhi Leonard to MIL for Kevin Knox) lol… Giannis, Kawhi, CP3, Luka, Brogdon, Middleton, Bledsoe….
6 Indiana def. 3 Philadelphia (Russell Westbrook to IND for Aaron Holiday) Classic Philly. Losing. Indiana doesn’t even have Oladipo anymore!
7 Brooklyn def. 2 Washington (John Wall to BKN for Allen Crabbe) BKN is loading up on guards… Conley, DLO, Butler and now Wall… w/Embiid in the middle

2nd Round
West
5 Oklahoma City def. 1 Golden State (Steph Curry to OKC) wow… I shunned OKC for screwing things up with Russ, Paul George and De’Aaron Fox… now they have Steph, George, LeBron… SHEESH
2 Houston def. 6 LA Clippers (Nikola Jokic to HOU for Nene) Harden, De’Aaron Fox and 4 really good bigs-AD, Clint Capela, Jokic and LaMarcus Aldridge

East
5 Milwaukee def. 1 Boston (Victor Oladipo to MIL for Dante DiVincenzo) Kyrie can stay in Boston… I’ll keep CP3 & Bledsoe together and add Oladipo to Kawhi, Giannis and Brook Lopez (leading scorer in Game 7… what a league)
7 Brooklyn def. 6 Indiana (Bojan Bogdanovic to BKN for Treveon Graham) Ok, I could’ve traded for Russ but BKN already has Wall, Conley, DLO & Butler soooo I went with a spot they need some help… shooting. Around the billion guards they have.

Conference Finals
West
2 Houston def. 5 OKC (LeBron James to HOU for Not LeBron James)

East
5 Milwaukee def. 7 Brooklyn (Joel Embiid to MIL for Willie Cauley-Stein) Oh weird… the Bucks made the Finals… classic homer.

FINALS
Rockets
PG-De’Aaron Fox, TJ McConnell
SG-James Harden, Eric Gordon, Austin Rivers
SF-LeBron James
PF-LeMarcus Aldridge
C- Anthony Davis, Nikola Jokic, Clint Capela

Bucks
PG-CP3, Eric Bledsoe,
SG-Oladipo, Malcolm Brogdon,
SF-Giannis, Kawhi, Luka, Middleton
PF-John Collins, Nikola Mirotic
C-Embiid, Brook Lopez

FINALS CHAMP: Houston def. Milwaukee in 5 games…

And Wisconsin gets cucked again.

Even in a 2K game with Kawhi, Giannis, Luka, Embiid on the same team…

Wisconsin still gets cucked. Welp, it’s been real. It’s been fun. But it hasn’t been real fun.

I’m playing Star Wars now.

AceCast: Star Wars Rewatch: A New Hope

Awards

Dwyer

Best Scene:
Death Star Assault

Worst Scene:
Jabba confronting Han at the Millenium Falcon

Best Main Character:
Han Solo

Worst Main Character:
C-3PO

Best Minor Character:
Grand Moff Tarkin

Worst Minor Character:
Admiral Motti

Best Quote:

Obi-Wan to Darth: “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine,”

Worst Quote:
Ben:
“These blast points too accurate for sandpeople. Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise.”

Most gifable moment:

OVERALL GRADE: A

Ace

Best Scene:
The gang sneaking around the Death Star

Worst Scene:
Garbage compactor

Best Main Character:
Princess Leia

Worst Main Character:
N/A

Best Minor Character(s):
Aunt Beru

Worst Minor Character:
Porkins

Best Quote

Darth Vader: “The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant to the power of the force.”

Worst Quote:
Luke: “It just isn’t fair!”

Most gifable moment:

OVERALL GRADE: A