It’s been a couple weeks, but I’m back on my video game grind, so let’s play some damn 2K.
If you’d like a refresher on what’s happened in the season here are the previous weeks:
Trade Week 1
Trade Week 2
Trade Week 3
Trade Week 4
Trade Week 5
Ok, back to business it’s time to hastag save Mike Conley. He was the untouchable for the Grizz to begin the year, but they are just the worst so I held a random drawing to see who gets to trade for Conley and the winner is….
The Bulls…. the 13-21 Chicago Bulls
Good for Big Cat.
Okurrrrrrrr (HAHA, LIKE CARDI B, GET IT ?) let’s jump into some notes during the 6th trade week (December 26-January 6th)
Some good news for the fast-fading Portland Blazers is they got CJ McCollum back from injury! The bad news? He bruised his left shoulder and is out for two more weeks. WHAT A CUCK.
Kyrie was named Eastern Conf. Player of the month for pretty much putting up a billion points while the Joker was named Western Conf. Player of the Month in December. That’s Nikola Jokic and not Joaquin Phoenix.
The Fighting LeBrons lost to the lowlife Knicks and are dropping fast.
The Wizards lost Jusuf Nurkic (after trading for him) and are falling even faster.
And here are the games from this week:
Nets: 115
Bulls: 97
Fun little expirament for Mike Conley and the Bulls! They got lucky enough in the randomizer, and cough him up two weeks later when he shoots 3-15 to J-Butts and D’Lo.
Trade: Mike Conley to BKN for Shabazz Napier
CHI STARTING 5: Kris Dunn, Zach LaVine, Otto Porter, Lauri Markkanen, Wendell Carter Jr.
BKN STARTING 5: Conley, D’Lo, J-Butts, Rondae Hollis-Jefferson, Jarrett Allen
Magic:111
Clippers: 121
The Magic’s depth has been depleted by injury, but for Christ sake they still have DeRozan, Gordon and Vucevic!? How do you lose to Lou and the Clipps!? Their leading scorer was Ivica Zubac!! You deserve nothing, Orlando
Trade: DeMar DeRozan to LAC for Jerome Robinson?
ORL: STARTING 5: DJ Augustin, Evan Fournier (Terrence Ross-INJ), Jonathan Isaac, Aaron Gordon, Nikola Vucevic
LAC: Pat Beverley, DeRozan, Danilo Gallinari, JaMychal Green, Montrezl Harrell
Lakers: 94
T-Wolves: 98
Well, the good news… T-Wolves won! Bad news, this was where I was trying to snatch Kevin Durant to the Wolves. If the Lakers defeated the Warriors the last Trade Day, then KD would’ve been a Wolf…. BUTTTT ya get Brandon Ingram. That’s… fun…? Lakers have lost 3 in a row and are running out of bodies.
Trade: Brandon Ingram to MIN for Keita Bates-Diop
LAL STARTING 5: Lonzo Ball, Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, Jordan Bell, JaVale McGee…oof. They’ve lost Ingram, Kyle Lowry (PHX) and Kyle Kuzma (GSW) over the last three trade days.
MIN STARTING 5: Derrick Rose, Jeff Teague, Not Kevin Durant, Taj Gibson, KAT
Heat:105
Hawks:113
Trade: Josh Richardson to ATL for Justin Anderson
MIA STARTING 5: Goran Dragic, Dion Waiters (Donovan Mitchell is out for the year), Justise “Touched it last” Winslow, James Johnson, Hassan Whiteside
ATL: Trae Young, Kevin Huerter, Taurean Prince, John Collins, Alex Len
Wizards: 119
Thunder: 114
The Thunder had such promise… I gave them De’Aaron Fox alongside Russ & Playoff Paul and Steven Adams. And they’ve blown it. The Wizards, on the other hand, are a ton of fun to play with, but they lost Jusuf Nurkic after acquiring him from Portland. I decided between Fox and Adams for the trade, and ultimately decided Adams because Beal and Wall have the guard position pretty solidified. Didn’t trust Dwight Howard as a starting C.
Trade: Steven Adams to WAS for Thomas Bryant
OKC STARTING 5: Fox, Terrance Ferguson (Andre Roberson is hurt), George, Jerami Grant, Bryant
WAS STARTING 5: Wall, Beal, Trevor Ariza, Bobby Portis, Steven Adams (Nurkic-INJ)
Pacers-115
Raptors-116
This was the first Trade Game for the Pacers (24-15). They’ve been one of the best teams in the East and they just got CUCKED. They were rolling, and Toronto swoops in and CUCKS ‘em. Tough decision for Toronto. They can pick from, Myles Turner, Domantas Sabonis and Bojan Bgodanovic. All 3 are similar overalls, putting up good #’s but none of them will start… so I went with Sabonis cuz he has the best numbers this year.
Trade: Domantas Sabonis to TOR for Chris Boucher
IND: Darren Collison, Oladipo, Bojan, Alize Johnson (Thad Young and TJ Leaf inj.) Turner
TOR: Fred VanVleet, Danny Green, Kawhi, Siakam, Marc Gasol
Hornets-108
Suns-166
Whoa. So when I play these games, the stats get adjusted to match that of a full 48 minute game, sooo after that was calculated I put up 43 pts in the 3rd and 72 points in the 4th. Lol what? Lowry had 37, Jaren Jackson had 33, Devin Booker had 30, DeAndre Ayton had 18 & 22. It was a good game and I’m in love with the Suns. Now that the Lakers have pooped the bed, I’m all in on Phx threatening the Warriors.
Trade: Tony Parker to PHX for De’Anthony Melton
CHA Starting 5: Kemba, Malik Monk, Nicolas Batum, Michael Kidd Gilchrist, Cody Zeller
PHX Starting 5: Kyle Lowry, Devin Booker, TJ Warren, Jaren Jackson Jr., Ayton (all over 80 overall)
Eastern Conference Standings
- Boston 26-12
- Indiana 24-15
- Milwaukee 23-15
- Philadelphia 23-17
- Washington 23-17
- Orlando 22-17
- Brooklyn 22-19
- Toronto 22-20
Western Conference Standings
- Golden State 33-7
- Utah 24-16
- Phoenix 24-17
- Denver 22-15
- Lakers 23-17
- Houston 21-17
- Oklahoma City 21-18
- Portland 21-19
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