Season 4 is here, my glip glops! It’s been a loonngggggg time coming and anytime we get new Rick & Morty, I’m gonna squanch all day long baby!
To prep myself, I watched every episode of R&M over the last month+ to rank my top 10 episodes. There isn’t a bad episode in the series so far.

10. M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Zigerions place Rick in a simulator to find his recipe for dark matter. Jerry nails his apples marketing pitch. The Zigerions don’t like the nude.

9. Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender
I like The Avengers. I like spoofs on The Avengers. I LOVE Noob Noob

8. The Rickshank Redemption
Classic Rick and Morty. They drop the season premier at midnight on April Fool’s Day. Rick’s plan to divorce Jerry & Beth works, AND he gets his szechuan sauce!

7. Meeseeks and Destroy
I’M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!
6. Pickle Rick
The main character turns himself into a pickle. Idk how they do it.
5. Mortynight Run
I learned that Blips n Chitz is the best goddamn place to visit in the galaxy and if I need someone killed Krombopulos Michael is the guy to hire.

4. A Rickle in Time
Rick breaks his time. Non-stop tomfoolery.
3. The Ricklantis Mixup
Excellent. This is the highest rated episode on IMDB for good reason. We get to follow all the different Ricks and Mortys on the new Citadel of Ricks and it’s crazy how much they pack into a 30 minute episode. Plus, we get Evil Morty!

2. Rixty Minutes
I’m a sucker for all the dumb TV shows they watch. Ball Fondlers, fake doors, the Sneezy XL, Baby Legs & Regular Legs. It’s incredible, and I’m a simpleton.
1. Total Rickall
How can you not go with Total Rickall?

Here’s my complete list of rankings 1-31!