The movie that no one will remember in 20 years: Solo: A Star Wars Story
Dwyer’s Awards
Best scene:
Han & Lando’s sabacc card games (first and second)
Worst scene:
Lady Proxima’s dungeon scene
Best main character:
Tobias Beckett
Worst major character:
L3-37
Best minor character:
Rio Durant
Worst minor character:
Drawd Munbrin (lame Imperial recruiter that gave Han his last name)
Worst quote:
“How would that work?” Qi-ra to L3-37
“It works.”- L3-37 talking about having sex with Lando…
Best quote:
“I heard a story about you, I was wondering if it was true.” -Han to Lando
“Everything you’ve heard about me is true.” – Lando
Most gifable moment:
When the droids start to riot on Kessel (I can’t find a video of it).
FINAL GRADE: C-
Ace’s Awards
Best scene:
Han & Lando’s sabacc card game (first one)
Worst scene:
Introduction to L3 when she’s screaming at the droids fighting in the octagon
Best major character:
Tobias Beckett
Worst major character:
L3
Best minor character:
Luleo Primoc
Worst minor character:
Drawd Munbrin
Worst quote:
“Look away, I can’t perform when you look at me.” -L3-37
Best quote:
“Happen to notice that freighter down there? You know what’s on it? About 30 hired guns. All I gotta do is give ’em the signal and you’re surrounded. *ship flies away*” -Han to Enfys Nest
Most gifable moment:
I can’t find it anywhere, but it’s when this oven looking droid is banging its door against a panel all pissed off like.
FINAL GRADE: C
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