Star Wars Rewatch: Attack of the Clones

The romantic Star Wars film: Attack of the Clones. Strap in as we break down some of the most awkward material we’ll see in Star Wars.

Dwyer’s Awards

Best scene:
Mace Windu showing up to the Geonosis Arena and saying “this party’s over.”

Worst scene:
Padme and Anakin’s fireplace scene.

Best Main character:
Obi-Wan Kenobi

Worst Main Character:
Anakin Skywalker

Best Minor Character:
Dexster Jettster

Worst Minor Character:
San Hill (banking clan loser)

Best quote:
“Truly wonderful-the mind of a child.”- Yoda

Worst quote:
“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.” -Anakin Skywalker

Most Gif-able moment:

FINAL GRADE: D

Ace’s Awards

Best scene:
Geonosis Arena Battle

Worst scene:
Padme and Anakin’s fireside scene.

Best main character:
Yoda

Worst main character:
Padme Amidala

Best minor character: Dexter Jettster

Worst minor character:
San Hill

Best quote:
“You want to buy some death sticks?”
“You don’t want to sell me death sticks.”
“I don’t want to sell you death sticks.”
“You want to go home and rethink your life.”
“I want to go home and rethink my life.”
Death sticks dealer and Obi-Wan

Worst quote:
Pretty much the entire fireplace scene but “it wouldn’t have to be that way. We could keep it a secret.”-Anakin to Padme

Most gif-able moment:

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FINAL GRADE: D+