We’ve got Rise of Skywalker coming out in December so fellow Star Wars rube Zach Dwyer and myself are beginning our Star Wars Rewatch podcast series. Every Monday, we’ll release a new podcast starting with today’s Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
Hope you enjoy, tell your parents, siblings, kids and pets about us. Below the link is a guide to help those that have no clue what us idiots are talking about.
Top left: Ben Quadinaros. Top right: Gasgano. Below Gasgano: Dud Bolt. Below Bolt: Ratts Tyerell. Bottom left: Clegg Holdfast. Bottom right: Mawhonic
Dwyer’s Awards
Best scene:
Obi Wan, Qui-Gon battles Darth Maul
Worst scene:
C-Span’s coverage of the senate hearing (Amidala calling for a vote of no confidence)
Best Main character:
Qui-Gon Jinn
Worst Main Character:
Jar Jar Binks
Best Minor Character:
W. Wald
Worst Minor Character:
Ben Quadinaros
Best quote:
“Is that legal?” -Vice Roy Gunray
“I will make it legal.” -Darth Sidious
Worst quote:
“NOW THIS IS PODRACING” -Anakin Skywalker
Most Gif-able moment:
FINAL GRADE: C-
Ace’s Awards
Best scene:
Boonta Eve Podrace
Worst scene:
C-Span’s coverage of Amidala calling for a vote of no confidence
Best main character:
Senator/Chancellor Palpatine
Worst main character:
Jar Jar
Best minor character:
Worst minor character:
Ben Quadinaros
Best quote:
“You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short,”-Obi Wan.
Worst quote:
“Are you an angel?” OR “I’m a person and my name is ANAKIN.” -Both Anakin Skywalker
Most gif-able moment:
FINAL GRADE C-
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